surprised clown

the face a girl makes when shes sucking a guys dick; like a surprised clown

guy 1: so what did you get for your birthday?

guy 2: my girl gave me a surprised clown

by P Chopz October 16, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

surpassed

To go beyond in anything good or bad; to perform an activity better than expected.

"She shocked me because I already thought she was amazing, but she surpassed my expectations"

by Waqas Akhtar January 16, 2009

surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

Surpissed

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.

You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.

by bigjohn January 27, 2004