A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).
Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
Get the Surf and Turfmug. by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010
Get the Surf and Turfmug. What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
Get the surf in turfmug. (verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.
(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
by dcchild January 19, 2011
Get the surf and turfmug. A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.
by Ardenite November 11, 2009
Get the Surf and Turfmug. by maddog407 August 10, 2008
Get the surf and turfmug. When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010
Get the Surf and turfmug.