superman

Superman (kal'el) is the flagship hero in the DCu. He is the unofficial leader of the JLA. He was born on the planet Kyrpton in its dying moments but was rescued by his parents and sent to earth where he was adopted and raised by Johnathan and Martha Kent. He took the name Clark Kent. In the DCu Superman is among the strongest, because the radiation of the yellow sun of the earth reacted with that of the red sun of krypton granting him invunirability to everything except Kryptonite, a material found only on Krypton. There is only one hero who can defeat Superman, in case he ever goes mad, and that is Batman, who keeps ample suplies of Krypontie in the Batcave.

Look, in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN!

by Salcker Apathy April 08, 2005

superman

When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release

I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.

by jondres October 25, 2004

superman

(Smoking habbit) The act of taking a bit drag out of a joint ,holding the smoke in your lungs and passing it on only to release the smoke out when the joint comes back to you. (Everyone has to do it, gets harder as the group grows.)

*There are also "easier" challanges which are similar:

-WondeWoman : taking two drags and then pass.

-Robin: (the gay option) taking three drags and then pass.

-Yo guys, I've only got one joint so lets make it a Superman

by mculich August 09, 2012

superman

The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.

You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!

(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!)

by Slutlerandoblow May 18, 2006

superman

a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.

Man that guy is superman!

by hkfb6977 March 22, 2010

superman

a) Superman is the last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigiousand catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody.

b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous feat as to be declared a "superman"

a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were smoking crack.

b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style.

Magic Johnson > AIDS
and
Magic Johnson style > Big Ron Style*
therefore
Magic Johnson = Superman

*Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"

by Max Orchard January 16, 2006

superman

takin whatever remainder of a blunt and hitting it excessively then swallowing the entire blunt, lit and all

The cops were about to pull us over so i had no choice but to superman the blunt

or,

i got bet 5 bucks i wouldnt superman that blunt, now i got a brand new one for free!

by StrongestSafety October 21, 2010