that little bitch has some incredible supertankers.
by sick December 14, 2003
Get the supertanker mug.Look at that superlank Jitendra! Dude looks like Stretch Armstrong mated with Mr. Fantastic and then they put the kid on the Rack!
by Lil' Red 886 April 19, 2011
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When something is so outrageously beautiful or sexy that you instantly orgasm. No boner required. You just jizz soft.
by Tyroneasaurus September 4, 2014
Get the Superjack mug.Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
by RainEagle November 12, 2019
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1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
Get the Sunrise Superwank mug.The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.
Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.
Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.
Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.
by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011
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