sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Sunflower Sour Tower

This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.

So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."

by Michael G. Honcho February 13, 2008

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

Sunflower Slut

One who drapes an entirely-too-small sunflower dress over their body, revealing their lady parts in a provocative manner.

Look at that ridiculous sunflower slut!

by Sunflower Boi September 23, 2013

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.

Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.

by goldteeth0 March 1, 2013