The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

Marc Summers

1. The host of Nickelodeon's game show Double Dare. Also has OCD.
2. Very obsessive compulsive individual or someone who might be a neat freak.

Mike rearranged all his DVD's in order of the year they were released. Why must he be so Marc Summers.

by Dan September 19, 2004

Summers

Wonderfully odd and full of life. Very hyper and hard to control at times, but worth the effort. Unabashedly goofy.

"That guy is so summers. Look at him making a fool of himself and not caring what anyone thinks."

by ncklelkvg July 6, 2008

Summerscales

A protein shake, steriod fueled junkie, they often have hot sisters and like to rape little girls.

Often used as an exclamation.

that guy is such a summerscales look at his sister

by fr3nchi392 March 5, 2009

private summers

Hot flashes that most women experience during menopause

Poor guy, its minus 3 degrees and his wife is having one of her private summers and wants the bedroom window left opened, while he freezes his butt off.

by Peppapat November 14, 2013

lenny summers

One of the best characters in Red Dead Redemption 2 he is honestly so sweet and we don’t deserve him

“Bro I love lenny summers“
“Yeah he’s good, but you love him too much”
“No I don’t, you just love him too little”

by Arthur/Morgan January 4, 2021

Zora Summers

A chill, awesome guy who would never cheat on his gf, and who would never date a girl who cheats. His relationships always end well and he's very mature and never lies on other people just to make himself look better.

Zora Summers totally would never cheat on his gf, and he would never date a girl who cheats!

by Limerence Addiction May 7, 2023