Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
by FauxFoe February 15, 2018
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by oracle March 7, 2005
Get the summon a bus mug.The name of one a girl who is one in a million. This name reflects the personality of a "Sumiksha" - Caring, loving, amazing vibes, dedicated, truthful, faithful to everyone. Every guy in this world needs the perfect girl, a Sumiksha.
by Moe-heat April 7, 2017
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Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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Introduced by a gamer/user Ant Man.
Introduced by a gamer/user Ant Man.
Gamer: This is just perfect, I've been waiting for this moment for days (extremely happy while starring at her iPhone).
Friend: Did you just get a promotion you've been waiting for?
Gamer: Ha ha, no. I've trapped a sumo in Zombie Cafe, I'm gonna go sumo fishing now, watch this, it's so much fun! LOL.
Friend: Did you just get a promotion you've been waiting for?
Gamer: Ha ha, no. I've trapped a sumo in Zombie Cafe, I'm gonna go sumo fishing now, watch this, it's so much fun! LOL.
by zombiefangirl April 6, 2011
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Get the Summoning Salt mug.1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
by SubjectSin February 2, 2009
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