suckjob

worst slang for "blowjob" ever

suckjob is the worst slang for blowjob ever

by yeano October 25, 2003

Suckjob

A blowjob that is really bad so it sucks

It was so bad I would call it a suckjob and not a blowjob

by Dajanarts December 29, 2016

suckjob

a suckjob is what ryan does everday

I love doing suckjobs on his dick

by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024

Atomic suckjob

When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.

Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!

by The Definer 69 June 17, 2017

sockjob

The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!

by Pontious November 28, 2004

suck job

basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense

man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

sockjob

The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.

Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"

by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009