1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.
2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.
3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.
4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.
2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.
3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.
4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.
"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."
"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."
"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."
by Red Scourge October 31, 2009
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Get the suckcess mug.1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck
by who__cares May 16, 2009
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Get the suckcess mug.I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.
by Marine bcb November 17, 2016
Get the Suckcess mug.A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.
- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
by DjDb October 9, 2017
Get the Suckcess mug.Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)
(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)
(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.
Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.
Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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