stumpfuck 

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

stumpfuck by Jeff May 21, 2003

stumpfuck 

amputeed

stumpfuck by Anonymous October 20, 2003

stumblefucked

When you reach the end of Stumbleupon.

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?

stumblefucked by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

Stumpfucker by alex parkman February 8, 2005

stumpfuck 

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

stumpfuck by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

Skunty Stumpfucker by nhdude June 29, 2013

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

Stumpfucker by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009