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Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.
1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!
by Fanster March 26, 2007
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Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.
She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.
by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007
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Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.
Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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Slumpethed

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.
by Litteral Human Garbage April 30, 2019
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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 7, 2010
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strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.
It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.
by Lorelili December 30, 2006
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