Stucco

A house(2000s or newer) that is designed by crackheads and will not last for more than 50 years. The house has fake concrete plastered on the house to make it look sturdy when the wood is almost paper-thin. Instead of nails, the house has staple plates(when you use a very thin metal and staples to hold the wood) so when the house catches on fire, the house will fall in on itself. This is designed to put profit over safety and longevity.

Steve - There is this new neighborhood, all the houses look nice!
Mark - Yeah but they are Stucco.

Steve. Oh. Never mind.

by firstworldproblemidentifier January 5, 2024

Stucco Face

A girl with acne on her face who when applying makeup resembles a freshly stuccoed building.

Damn did you see that girl? Shes got a rocking body, but she’s got stucco face.

by Ike the genius March 23, 2022