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Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.
The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.
by icecoldstare July 24, 2009
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stubblebump

the red, prickly, swollen nodule found on the surface of one's scalp. stubblebumps can be spotted in anime shows; however, they exist in real life, but are often concealed under snug-fitting tophats.
Wendell had to duck at the threshold to prevent from bashing his stubblebump against the doorframe.
by bubblestump April 20, 2010
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senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.
kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."
by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009
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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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stubble burn

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
by bartlebee October 10, 2005
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Stubby Holder

An insulated holder for beer cans and bottles. Australian for koozie.
Man it's hot - have you got a stubby holder to keep my beer cold?
by korey g March 12, 2007
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serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.
person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard
by UM North Quad April 11, 2010
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