I was content just peeing on the prostitute when a tiny handed vulgarian snuck up behind me and asked if I would like the full Trumpkin.
by gambletooth March 22, 2017
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by SatanIsMyHomie February 29, 2016
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José: Why do Trumpkins hate America so much?
Sarif: Maybe it's because they aren't allowed to own slaves.
Sarif: Maybe it's because they aren't allowed to own slaves.
by street grammar master September 15, 2016
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Get the strumming the clamjo mug.As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
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