Okay, kids, struck by lightning is NOT a sex position, like the retard that posted the other definition. Struck by lightning means getting struck by a high voltage plasma bolt. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure not to go outside during a thunderstorm!
Jason: Greg was struck by lightning yesterday.
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes
by IdekIForgotMyName June 17, 2021
Get the Struck by lightning mug.1) A term used by African Americans to describe a person who partakes in colorism, which is racism within one's own race.
2) Color struck people subconsciously practice racism within their own race. Most of the time, they are unaware that they practice it and are in denial.
2) A color struck person praises and prefers lighter skin over darker skin. As a result, lighter skinned blacks will benefit from light skin privilege.
3) A color struck person also praises and prefers loose curly hair over kinky hair.
4) Color struck people have the audacity to complain about racism, but practice racism within their own race. Hypocrites.
2) Color struck people subconsciously practice racism within their own race. Most of the time, they are unaware that they practice it and are in denial.
2) A color struck person praises and prefers lighter skin over darker skin. As a result, lighter skinned blacks will benefit from light skin privilege.
3) A color struck person also praises and prefers loose curly hair over kinky hair.
4) Color struck people have the audacity to complain about racism, but practice racism within their own race. Hypocrites.
Things that color struck people say:
- "I only like light skinned black women."
- 'I am not dark skinned. I am brown skinned!"
- "Red bones and yellow bones are more beautiful."
- "You have that good hair, it's not nappy."
- "I rep #team light skinned."
- "How dare they call me dark! I'm not dark skinned."
- "I only date light skinned black men."
- "I want to have a baby with a white person so that my kids will have a better chance of inheriting that "good hair."
- "I'm mixed, not black dammit!"
- "I don't like bad hair. Nappy hair is ugly."
- "You hair is so nice and curly. It looks so much better than people with Afros."
- "My great granddad was white or Native American, so that makes me mixed, not black."
- "How dare you call me African!"
- "I only like light skinned black women."
- 'I am not dark skinned. I am brown skinned!"
- "Red bones and yellow bones are more beautiful."
- "You have that good hair, it's not nappy."
- "I rep #team light skinned."
- "How dare they call me dark! I'm not dark skinned."
- "I only date light skinned black men."
- "I want to have a baby with a white person so that my kids will have a better chance of inheriting that "good hair."
- "I'm mixed, not black dammit!"
- "I don't like bad hair. Nappy hair is ugly."
- "You hair is so nice and curly. It looks so much better than people with Afros."
- "My great granddad was white or Native American, so that makes me mixed, not black."
- "How dare you call me African!"
by livedudes March 11, 2013
Get the Color Struck mug.Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"
The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.
The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.
This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.
The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.
The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.
This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.
struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.
by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010
Get the Struettarded mug.An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
by foybat November 2, 2010
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person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?
by Engman 56 May 27, 2011
Get the Spruce View School mug.A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.
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Get the strudel noodle mug.The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.
Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
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