Sprowed

coughing or sneezing and sh-tting your pants

coughing or sneezing and sh-tting your pants
i was outside smoking a cigarette and i sprowed myself.

by birdman024024 March 28, 2019

de_stroyed

A pun based on the counter strike series.
Usually expressed in the same way as "wrecked" or "Burned", denominating a exclamation based on a after insult.
de_ is also the nominology of the CS maps in which you have to plant a bomb, therefore destroy.

Batman: Your mom sucks!
Joker: Atleast I have one.
Robin: de_stroyed

by Ya'll Be Crazy April 22, 2016

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 18, 2009

Stroned

a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.

dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.

by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009

strowledge

Street knowledge. Specific knowledge you just know and don't have to study for.

Jan: Did you study for that Test?
Syd: No, I improvise with my strowledge.

by sigmamale96 November 10, 2022

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010

Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009