the stockton

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Homie Stock

When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure

"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."

*dies

"Thanks homie."

"Non problem homie."

by The wise cracker May 22, 2019

Shrock

An Ogre Cock.

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.

by Onions111345 November 25, 2013

cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

Stocksbridge high school

Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.

Have you seen the imbreds that go to Stocksbridge High School

by Orphans March 25, 2019

Pro Stock

Basically in layman's terms a pro stock is a hack, Someone who makes it through their career with little knowledge or common sense of the task which they are getting compensated to do.
This person is often preoccupied with the weekends partying scene on their mind on a Monday
This individual also may not possess his own tools use a laborers as if that were their own .

Can't believe joe gets paid to com to work, he's always borrowing Jose's tools , what a Pro Stock

by Dadgad September 16, 2014

Stockton Rush

A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.

Boeing put the Stockton Rush on it's 737-Max roll out and killed hundreds of people as a result.

by drot June 22, 2023