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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin) 

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
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stressie 

When a person becomes increasingly angry or 'stressed out', usually at another person
Girl 1: I'm so pissed off at you!
Girl 2: Don't throw a stressie on me!
stressie by Diamond Girl April 18, 2006

No Stress in my hair, all streak now 

This sentence is from a track called 'Tough Ice 3' from the uprising music artist called 'RavenHalf'

This sentence is a slang for being alright and not stressed.
Laurel: Yo what's up my friend?
Hardy: Doing my chores!
Laurel: Alright, so how are you doin' ?
Hardy: No stress in my hair, all streak now.
Laurel: Same

Stress in 

Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.
They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.
Stress in by Dizstresser April 6, 2010
Yo man I'm scressin about this English test
scressin by Nothingevwnv January 27, 2017

Stressi Spaghessi 

When you know things will probably be ok, but you're stressed nonetheless
For example, when you're prepared for an exam but still nervous as heck
If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

and your life is kinda messi

If youโ€™re stressi spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

stressing  

(stress + pressing)- a lot of stress for one thing you want from another person
don't stressing me, i came when i want
stressing by Paul Izzo March 14, 2009