stressed off

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007

stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

by durdledoor May 15, 2014

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

Stressica

A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.

OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.

by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018

stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

by killacal. September 14, 2009

stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.

Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out

by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016