Stressabating

The action of doing pleasurable things to one self when under extreme amounts of pressure. Pressures may come from different sources such as academics, sports, a job, and or significant other. These activities do not include just masturbating but any pleasurable activity that one submits to when under duress.

Stressabating activities include anything that you can binge on to release tension such as..... watching TV or youtube, ice cream binge, shopping, and masturbating.

by Stresserbater December 16, 2012

stresscation

The stress before, during and after vacation. The stress before: setting up the travel, activities, packing as few suitcases as possible, getting things finished at work, getting to the airport (get a ride, leave a car), having to rebook a flight, losing baggage, etc. The stress during: when to get up, whose cooking, where are we going and for how long, what happens if one wants to leave early, who is buying the tickets, who showers first, etc. The stress after how much of my own work do I have, how much work was dumped on my desk, how long will it take to dig out from under the pile? Will there be enough money to pay for all of this?

Stresscation (sounds like vacation) I can't wait for stresscation next year, yeeeeeeah-boy.

by vmeyedr October 20, 2012

Stresspastic

The state of being stressed and spastic.

I was so stresspastic I almost ran over the old lady crossing the street!

by Urbanartshare October 1, 2016

Stressball

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018

StressBaller

Name given to the person (he/she) who has the ability to manage and/or occupy/juggle more than one stress ball at the same time. This uncommon ability allows the person to reduce his/her amount of stress by just playing with the balls.

The more balls the less stress.

Wow look at that guy, he really has all his stress under control. He is the King StressBaller!!

by The Definition Giver August 5, 2011

Stresstastic

highly concentrated with stress

A day when everything goes wrong is a stresstastic one.

by MRose902 October 18, 2008

Stressetite

n, The appetite, often voracious, that one develops under significant stress.

friend 1: How's the studying going?
friend 2: Terrible! I had such a stressetite I ate three bags of Doritos and now I want to die.

by Metcalfistan June 2, 2011