Definitions by Metcalfistan

Stressetite 

n, The appetite, often voracious, that one develops under significant stress.

friend 1: How's the studying going?
friend 2: Terrible! I had such a stressetite I ate three bags of Doritos and now I want to die.

Stressetite by Metcalfistan June 2, 2011

dickback 

n, A game in which the objective is to place your penis upon someone else's back.
v tr, To participate in the aforementioned game.

ex1; A nude beach is the perfect place for dickback.
ex2; I was doing push ups when my friend dickbacked me.

dickback by Metcalfistan September 26, 2010

Smith Cocktail 

Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.

smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"

Smith Cocktail by metcalfistan April 1, 2010