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Strava stalking

When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.
Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.
by pagepaggeepage May 6, 2018
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Strava hound

Someone who only exercises to beat other people's strava times and goes on to brag about it
by Enusinc May 20, 2016
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steavage

The lower portion of a woman's cleavage. Named for the visibility of a woman's sternum while wearing a revealing garment.
Ian: Oh man, you should have seen Jane's shirt today, total steavage.
Alex: What's steavage?
Duncan: It's when the cleavage goes so low you can see the girl's bra wire or sternum.
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stravastism

Stravastism - When a person introduces some new exciting element to his life, then loses that element and is upset at losing said element, but the person would still be happy if the element had never been introduced to him/her.
George: I went on holiday for the first time ever, now I'm back home and it's making me feel really stravastic.

Bill: Yeah, stravastism will do that you
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Strapage

strap-age. A combination of "Strap" and "Clevage". When a girl has a purse strap or seatbelt pressing accross her chest and it makes her boobs look better(or in the case of fat chicks worse).
Wow that chick has some nice strapage going on.
by Joe Hruska August 4, 2006
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stravato

A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.
"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."

"HEY!"

"gimme a Z enter E enter"
by El Barto March 25, 2004
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Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
by ironlunch December 30, 2011
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