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Fit For a Straight Jacket

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

Prairie dog straight jacket 

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping
I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

Subway Straight Jacket 

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

arabian straight jacket 

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.
dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

Bmore straight jacket 

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

Buffalo Straight Jacket 

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?