Stoshed

Drunk beyond all previous imagination; drunk to a new level in human history.

Pronounced "STOSS - sht"

"Eva, you were fucking STOSHED last night. What'd you do, rob an Absolut truck?"

by HWHNN August 26, 2009

Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi August 12, 2007

Stosh

An adorable gorgeous drummer

Person one: hey have you seen that awesome drummer guy?

Person two: yeah that's Stosh!
Person one: he's gorgeous!!!

by qakjdavbaebkd September 04, 2013

STOSH

A poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn't deserve.

A man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.

Secret code for: Stashing your Cock ring

Another word for an asshole.

"I can't believe you sent a fake obituary out on Facebook, you're a total STOSH!"

"I'd screw you, but you're a stosh and a half!"

"I'm wearing my STOSH...can you tell?"

"Shut up, you're a total STOSH!"

by Cork and Pork September 15, 2011

Stoshing

When something is so good it makes you want to eject anally

'oh my god look at that stoshing selection of fine wines'
'Have you seen my stoshing new pineapple?'
My girlfriends rear end makes a stoshing entry'

by SuckYourNan March 01, 2009

stoshing out

STOSHING OUT .... A northern Tasmanian way of saying you have fucked up hard !

"Bec is "stoshing out"
really hard!

Did you hear about kumar : he broke mountain biking , he really stoshed out this time !

by Poppoli February 03, 2016

bogue a stosh

Bum a cigarette.

Derived from bogart a stosh.

Dude, can I bogue a stosh from you?

by stoshbogart April 09, 2004