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short shaming

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"
by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017
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short dog

A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.
Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.
by timmerfee February 14, 2017
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Short King

A man who realizes that his lack of height has nothing to do with his perception of his own self worth.
You can’t be a short king if you are not 100% comfortable with being short.
by Mac9891 June 26, 2022
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Short Dick Memory Loss

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022
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thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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short work

a quick and easy conquest; describing someone or something that can be defeated with seemingly minimal effort.
"haha, I will make short work of you!" - token cartoon villian from some old animated superhero TV series

The Chicago White Sox made short work of the Houston Astros in the 2005 World Series.
by Polo November 6, 2005
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shortfusd

Shortfusd (stylized as "shortfusd," also referred to as "shawtie") is a Canadian variety / rage streamer on Twitch.

As of October 29th, 2023, shortfusd has amassed 930 followers and maintains an average view count between the 20s and 30s. He is well known for his easy-going demeanor and fun personality, sharing various inside jokes with his chat members and his utility bots (the most popular of which being a lesser known counting bot, a_n_i_v). He is also growing a mustache, of which his chat members have both praised and condemned.

Shawtie is often self-described as a cool dude and a Jump King master, of which have been frequently contested. His main games typically consist of games well-known for their strenuous difficulty and time-consuming nature, such as Celeste, Jump King, Getting Over It, and Genshin Impact. His UID is accessible via the in-chat command "!uid".

His current Jump King record is just above 70~ hours, and he frequently makes continuous and sisyphean efforts to increase that. The chat members of shortfusd, while strange, have continued to support his endeavors and hope to see him grow in the future. Most expert analysists agree that, within the next few hours, shortfusd will grow to be a prosperous and strapping young man, and that his popularity might follow suit.
Person 1: Hey, there's a shortfusd stream today!
Person 2: oh you're a shortfusd viewer
Person 3: eww a shortfusd viewer
Person 4: let's sacrifice that shortfusd viewer
by columbina's #1 fan October 29, 2023
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