stork 

Stupid-Dork. Origionally combined to create a word that could be written on someones hand without them knowing it was an insult.

Man, ur a stork!

stork by Lydi April 29, 2004

Stork 

v. To impregnate a hot bitch.

Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.

I storked that fly honey.

Stork by Mitch Side & Doug E. September 7, 2010

stork 

a crazy man named stork who is retarted

storks is seriously a retard

stork by jhon March 15, 2005

stork 

To impede or block access to.

Dude, quit storking the remote!

stork by Mandi January 18, 2004

stork 

Function: verb

Etymology: Originally Middle English, from Old English storc; akin to Old High German storah stork and probably to Old English stearc stiff, now used by some 'skaters' to signify that which is done or exists in a superior way.

Date: before 12th century

transitive senses
1 : to copulate with : FUCK
2 : to defeat : BEAT

intransitive senses
1 : to perform in proper or superior style

"Man, i totally storked your girl"
"Dude, i storked that chump bad"
"Yeay, we're just storkin it at the skate park"

stork by dijjnn September 4, 2003

Stork 

stork as in wicked mad cool pc gangsta figure skaters.

stork it up. thoose storks are pretty cool. i wish i was a stork

Stork by pcfsc November 23, 2004

Stork 

When you have anal sex with a woman and leave you cum filled condom in her ass without telling her.

"What did you do last night"

"I was at a party and i storked this drunk bitch"

"Ha...I've been dieing to do that lately, it must suck for them the next morning"

Stork by The one and only CG October 9, 2008