stork it

When it's really dark and you can't get it in the hole

Did you see Joe stork it at minigolf last night?

by Ailim February 4, 2016

storking

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 8, 2011

Storking

The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.

Yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!

by storker July 16, 2011

Stork

n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!

Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.

by StorkPatrol May 8, 2009

Stork

Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.

You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.

by Malcolm Martin June 22, 2017

Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

by Lakeside Mansion April 14, 2009

Stork

A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).

That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.

by M Dids July 11, 2008