stoobed

The act of fucking an old school gluestick. The ones with the spiral down the centre.

Man, i was all up in her face so she grabbed the glue and stoobed me.

by TurkeySlapSaturday February 01, 2009

stoob

A cigarette, usually comprised of tobacco, but may contain herbs.

Hey, can I bum a stoob?

by Juan Moe June 11, 2006

stoob

An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".

Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.

by Kordwaly January 04, 2011

stoob

A stupid noob, newbie, nub.

Wow man... you're not just a noob. You're a Stoob!

by DevilishAngel April 13, 2006

Stoob

The conjunction of the words Stank-Ass and Noob thus creating "Stoob"

Damn that Mp40 bitch!!! I'mma kill that fuckin Stoob

by Krunked MoFo March 22, 2009

Stoob

Literally "stupid noob", it implies a newcomer to any game or site that acts in an exceedingly pretentious, idiotic, or all around unintelligent manner.

"lol, ur a idio t 4 pay taht much 4 soard lol"

"Please be quiet now, little Stoob."

by Tearen0 Wover March 08, 2009

stoob

noun- a cigarette

verb- smoke a cigarette

"I'm smokin a stoob"

"I need to go stoob"

"Just stoobin over here"

by itsjustmesmokin January 10, 2012