Stoner Boner

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010

stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

by juggalettelex February 25, 2010

stoner boner

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

by themacbleezy December 28, 2010

Stoner Boner

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

by zofoemeneg November 14, 2010

Stoner Boner

When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.

"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"

by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011

Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 04, 2020