stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.

Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

Stoneism

The religion of infinity stone hunters like Thanos, who is the god.

A:You know that guy that hunts infinity stones? B:Yeah, what? A:He follows stoneism.

by 69 420 noscoper June 2, 2019

Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.

"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"

by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021

Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.

Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!

by DaWisest September 11, 2025

Anti-smokesis

To decline hittin the blunt when offered

Man1:here
Man2: nah im good
Man1: so you anti-smokesis

by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019