color me stoked

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

by okayamelia June 13, 2018

Stoke Tank

A meter used to measure one's most important vitals – their stoke.

My dawgs and I were scooting on some birds along the beach trail listening to yacht rock when I saved a turtle from choking on a plastic straw. my stoke tank was frooothing.

by HandsomeSolo November 30, 2019

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

StrokEmon

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....

Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"

by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011

stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off

Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few

by workaholic694u November 2, 2011