rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011

grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.

My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009

Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner

oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex

by Musty brad March 29, 2021

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014

the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

stultzing

To barge into a conversation without knowing what the conversation is about, usually is done after hearing about 5 seconds of the conversation.

Guy 1: "...and then we totally got away from the cops and..."
Guy 2: "who was it?"
Guy 1: "damn it dude, don't stultz me"
Guy 3: "Yeah dude...quit stultzing me"

by DSM!!! November 5, 2006

stilting

The ancient Japanese art in which two men are tied together at the waist and can navigate only by flexing their erect penises like legs. Often are composed into races, similar to three-legged races.

Tim: Soccer is no longer the gayest sport.
Frank: Why?
Tim: I just watched a stilting tournament.

by BrokebackJonah February 21, 2011