stiff mcgraw

a feeling from within a cowboy.

yeehaw! i feel a stiff mcgraw a brewin inside me.

by drfinkelpuffvoldemort November 30, 2010

stiff ptr

A 30+ year old that has no job, lives at home with mom, and thinks they're an artist/film maker.

Somebody that can't come up with their own creative ideas for a movie and has to rip off Michael Moore.

This idiot is trying to make a film just like Roger and Me based on Kodak's layoffs. What an unoriginal stiff ptr.

by Jim List December 29, 2007

stiffledorf

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.

look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Stiff Pickle

A person who is boring, beige, vanilla. Often referred to as having a stick up their ass. A person who would rather go to bed, read a book over having a good time. A person who doesn’t understand or laugh at good jokes/interesting stories! A person who doesn't get sarcasm.

Rolland was such a Stiff Pickle last night!

by julnie March 15, 2014

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

stefinitely

A extension of the word “definitely”

do you like pizza? stefinitely. Pizza is good, stefinitely.

Do you think he’ll come to the party? Stefinitely not

by Blackshark117 October 5, 2020

Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

by Gilbert A February 15, 2006