Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 03, 2012
To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
by Mike Spencbrough November 12, 2009
What are you Stevie Wondering about?
by ichigosweet October 07, 2010
The head bob unknowingly performed by a person resisting falling asleep, normally caused by sever boredom. The head roll mimics the movements of the legendary musical performer.
Mike: Did you see Tim Stevie Wonder that lunch and learn?
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
by jabronez July 26, 2010
When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.
"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"
by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009
another way of saying no wonder, except using the famous Stevie Wonder as an example of saying you can be blind and still see what's going on.
First Guy: Hey it's raining
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...
Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money
Rapper Gudda Gudda;
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,
Second Guy: No Stevie Wonder...
Bedrock ft. Young Lloyd Ft. Young Money
Rapper Gudda Gudda;
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cause She Know She Bad,
by youngmoney999 December 15, 2009
when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings
by Joey82711 January 09, 2018