stewartist

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.

Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.

by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009

Shevanti

a great person who needs everyone in his life. If you lose a shevanti you will miss her a lot. Very handsome and hot. She always has good advice that you must follow. you should not underestimate her, she can do more than you think.

1. I really need a shevanti in my life!

2. I miss shevanti a lot!

by Soraya 2002 November 3, 2019

Stevannus

Brooooooooooo.....also gives good life quote
"You either step or get step"

Stevannus Jacob Wood Lake Copper Iron Steel

by S.O.Y.A April 1, 2019

Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

Stevenism

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

by the heart lady July 4, 2008

stefanissimo

Stronk mf. Very nice but cool

Stefanissimo is so cool

by XxjamesiscoolxX March 12, 2019

stevania

a nerd-like woman that looks like a nerd but is actually not smart. Make boys impressed by her smell but absolutely not attractive. Most are fat but has a very good creative mind. Doesn't like noises but can't sing well. Has killer insticts and can act brutally. Can be specified as a sth.

sb: Hey, my ex is like stevania. That is why I leave her...

by MickeyBrat May 7, 2018