stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Stetson

an old guy that is a total faggot and is sexually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.

what a fucking stetson

by HotShitzszsz October 25, 2010

Stetson

The epitome of douchery. He'll blow his teacher for 5... Extra credit points on the test. If his mouth isn't already wrapped around his teachers cock by the 2nd day you must assess on a case by case basis. Everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his dick in his ass.

What a fuckin Stetson. He's suckin up to his teacher so hard.

by The Trap Lord Jaker May 11, 2014

Stetson

A women who is looking for a discription about a woman named Stetson.

1:So which one is Stetson?
2:The one in the blue.
1:Oh with the beard?
2:No you twit that fricken gorgeous lady over there! That is Stetson!

by Supdude_itsyagorl November 16, 2019

Stetson

The next star on my 600lb life, not very athletic or tall. Needs a microscope to see his penis.

Ex: stetson is obese.

by stinkytoots6969 November 17, 2022

Stetson

Stetson is a sweetheart. He has a big heart, and is a cowboy through and through. He is respectful, brave, honest, kind, and loving. He will tell you straight if you mess up, and won’t let you use him as a doormat. He’s the best thing that will ever happen to you if you treat him right, but if you cross him know ahead of time it will be the biggest mistake you ever make. He is both tough and sensitive, protective and knowledgeable of boundaries. He is patient yet stern when it comes to his loved ones, and is always putting others before himself. A hopeless romantic for sure, Stetson is one to never let go of. He will hold on just as long as you hold for him, and is ferociously loyal. Never, ever betray him, for he is a truly amazing person to grow with.

See that handsome cowboy over there?

It’s Stetson!

by 2Honest4You February 28, 2023

Stetson

Stetsons are usually kind nice and amazing. They are usually always there for you and are really funny. If you meet a Stetson then make sure you keep them in your life because you never know. He might surprise you!

Person 1-Are You Friends With Stetson?
Person 2- no why?
Person 1-then become his friend he’s amazing

by urfavcjd March 22, 2025