Stetson

The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.

Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Stetsoned

When your best bro bud ignored your texts and calls because you hurt his feelings.

I jokingly hit my friend in the face with a cornhole bag smeared in poop. As a result of the he stetsoned me for the remainder of the weekend.

by Stetsoned May 13, 2021

Stetson

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.

Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.

by Def my real name January 31, 2023

Stetson

A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.

Damn it Stetson stop being a fucking twink

by vonyasatwunk February 4, 2020

Stetson

an old guy that is a total faggot and is sexually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.

what a fucking stetson

by HotShitzszsz October 25, 2010

Stetson

The epitome of douchery. He'll blow his teacher for 5... Extra credit points on the test. If his mouth isn't already wrapped around his teachers cock by the 2nd day you must assess on a case by case basis. Everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his dick in his ass.

What a fuckin Stetson. He's suckin up to his teacher so hard.

by The Trap Lord Jaker May 11, 2014

Stetson

A women who is looking for a discription about a woman named Stetson.

1:So which one is Stetson?
2:The one in the blue.
1:Oh with the beard?
2:No you twit that fricken gorgeous lady over there! That is Stetson!

by Supdude_itsyagorl November 16, 2019