Sterned

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

by sterned August 25, 2014

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno March 13, 2006

Sterning

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

by Axeman112 January 27, 2012

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

Stern

to make up lies to a female to get sex.

"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"

"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."

by The_Slugger September 26, 2008

Stern

Adjective, adverb
Etymology:

Ashkenazic
Meaning: a gonif attorney who may or may not have a whisky dependence

Damn it! I've been sterned.

That is the most stern shit I've ever seen.

by Glow glow February 24, 2022