Stepdad

A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole

Friend : Hey bro how you doing

Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit

Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out

Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste

Friend : What about this weekend

Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded

by Randomgaykid January 23, 2019

dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

stepdad

control freak , prick, bitch ass ni**** who thinks he runs the house cuz he married a woman with kids. crazy , annoying, and doesn't respect anyone but himself.

my stepdad broke my door again cuz i forgot to do my laundry.

by thetruthugh March 18, 2019

stepdad

A man your mom "loves" but not all the way and he treats her kids like shit but his own kids like royalty sometimes and they usually have a lot of ex's

My stepdad is a jerk

by the experience ed November 11, 2018

Stepdad

A guy who's married to his wife, beats her step-kids and sleeps with other women. Thinks he can do anything he wants. Has a dependency for alcohol and gets very nasty when drunk.

Male 1: Did you hear about the loud noises coming from that house over the road last night?

Male 2: No I didn't. Why, has something happened?

Male 1: Well, I heard Susan's husband went bat-shit crazy and threatened to kill everyone, I mean you could the hear the dogs barking too. It lasted for ages.

Male 2: What a crazy way to live! I wouldn't like for him to be my stepdad.

Male 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Hope Susan's two sons are okay.

by elbenjo90 February 22, 2019

Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad

William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."

by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015

Stepfather Nazi

A man who marries a woman with children. The man then decides to take on the children as his own. Eventually, he runs out of love for said children and begins to treat them like shit. He tries to control their lives and degrades them in every way possible. The stepfather takes away the rights of said children and refuses to grant them any privileges in his household.

Friend: Dude, your stepdad's such a dick. He never lets you do anything...

Boy: Yeah. He's a shitty Stepfather Nazi.

by Trent T. November 2, 2007