lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late
friends mom chill
friends mom chill
by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.
Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."
by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005

Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.
A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."
by jpg3 May 30, 2011

A very Bitchy person. cannot suport herself, thus dating a man for his money. Always hates the children because they use the dads money and attention. Always hates the real mom. Never does helpful trhings without complaining. Acts nice to people that give them money. Hates even there own children. Big babies, super overdramatic.
Step mom: Welcome to our Home
Person: Heres the $50
Step mom: Thanks you can go now, Honey come here I have a papercut
Dad: ya get a bandaid and stop whining my daughter broke her leg
Step mom: Why don't you love me?
Person: Heres the $50
Step mom: Thanks you can go now, Honey come here I have a papercut
Dad: ya get a bandaid and stop whining my daughter broke her leg
Step mom: Why don't you love me?
by Stacia Laurence January 3, 2010

A woman whom has stepped into your life without caution and once she's been fucking around with your dad for about 2 weeks she thinks she owns him and wants you out of the picture. Basically, a fucking step mom is a wannabe mom, bitch, whore and someone who wants YOU out of the picture, and this cunt always gets her way...
Daughter: Daddy can I have some ice cream?
Dad: Um, I gues--
Step-Mom (Dad's Girlfriend): HELL NO!!!!!! YOUR FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU LIL BTCH CUNT WHORE!!!
Dad: Um, I gues--
Step-Mom (Dad's Girlfriend): HELL NO!!!!!! YOUR FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU LIL BTCH CUNT WHORE!!!
by Kate<3'sMr.Mathers April 4, 2012

A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.
Total bitch.
by Joexi May 23, 2011
