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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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Sloppy steak

When you pour water on your steak.
I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!
by Jonny_eh July 10, 2021
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Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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ron's steak house

"so who wants to hit up ron's steak house today?"
by nagemeroom November 20, 2011
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Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010
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Steak and BJ Day

A holiday for men that falls on March 14.

The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?

Jack: Yes.

Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
by Hef September 28, 2008
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