selector

Reggae term for disc jockey, literally the one who selects the music.

What the blood clot dis selector be playing da bati boy music!

by SSDwellah March 14, 2009

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013

Selena Quintanilla

Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16, 1971 – March 31, 1995) was an American singer, songwriter, spokesperson, businesswoman, model, actress, and fashion designer. Referred to as the "Queen of Tejano music", her contributions to music and fashion made her one of the most celebrated Mexican-American entertainers of the late 20th century. Billboard magazine named her the top-selling Latin artist of the 1990s decade, while her posthumous collaboration with MAC cosmetics became the best-selling celebrity collection in cosmetics history.2 Media outlets called her the "Tejano Madonna" for her clothing choices.a She also ranks among the most influential Latin artists of all time and is credited for catapulting a music genre into the mainstream market.78

She signed with EMI Latin in 1989 and released her self-titled debut album the same year, while her brother became her principal music producer and songwriter.
Selena was shot and killed on March 31, 1995, 16 days before her 24th birthday, by Yolanda Saldívar, her friend and the former manager of her Selena Etc. boutiques.Two weeks later, Texas Governor (and future US President) George W. Bush declared Selena's birthday Selena Day in Texas.

Selena Quintanilla means goddess of the moon

by poweirdo March 5, 2021

Psychedelic Selection

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

selective amnesia

to benefit oneself by pretending to forget.

"Dude, if I loan you this twenty dollars please pay me back. Don't come down with a case of selective amnesia on me."

by Mack C January 21, 2007

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten May 29, 2018