Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

sheet whore

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017