Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.

Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."

by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013

Steering Wheel Puller

When oral sex if performed on a man while driving (a car, truck or preferably a boat but never a motorcycle) past the point of ejaculation causing his entire body to contract, pulling on the steering wheel.

That Lot Lizard at Stuckey's gives a real Steering Wheel Puller.

by Infidelophile June 13, 2014

Hotdog Steering Wheel

The act of steering your penis in the direction you want to ejaculate. This can be aimed for a person or anything you want to cum on.

I hit my sister with the Hotdog Steering Wheel. Let's say brown and white don't mix.

by AN0SEater January 2, 2021

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

by Dirtimus January 19, 2011

pull the steering wheel

when a man masterbates in a car

"There was no privacy inside so he went to pull the steering wheel."

by satanscocks April 16, 2016

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015