Steely Dan

A Massive Metal dildo, sometimes double-headed
Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"
by BlackDogz January 10, 2009
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Steely Dan

Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.
My massive hangover made my morning intensely Steely Dan. That bar hop was epic!
by mauimattipus September 10, 2011
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Steely Dan

When a band has a vibe that is one of a kind.
"Man, this band is awesome!" "Yea, such a Steely Dan, too bad they are only in town for 1 night."
by Shep Shep October 06, 2008
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the Steely Dan

The awesome moment of bliss a man can receive when he chooses to lightly grasp his crotch region while relaxing. It often leads to the habit of having your hands down your pants. it's also not limited to the owner of the package to hold or caress it since it can be a group activity.
"Yo, i saw my uncle layin' down, he must've thought no one was watching because he was rocking the steely dan!"
by Frank Quitely April 22, 2010
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Steely Dan

a Marino. "Steak tips, barabaque sauce, Mayo, cheese, and a bun."
dude, i totally munched on a delicious steely dan the other day.

Oh man, this steely dan im eating is totally not a large metal dildo.
by Sneakers O'Toole January 08, 2008
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Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.
Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!
by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010
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steely-dan deal

a score,a bargain, purchasing something for a fraction of the actual cost. Acquiring something legitimately that resembles stealing
Damn dude, that was a steely-dan deal bro. you defiantly came up on that one.
by olivia arthur May 13, 2004
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