Sted Head

Man, Woman, Hench or Beast that dabbles in Performance Enhancing Substances often described as "Steds" (Street for "Steroids") in order to look Hench, Buff, Swole or Ripped

You seen that Geezer over there mate? He's Hench, but I bet he's a "Sted Head".

Or

You stoopid F****n "Sted Head" Bouncer

Or

You seen Danny these days? He's a right "Sted Head" now but he's propper swole innit....

by Sted Head March 11, 2015

Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.

Look at that fucking dickhead sted head there

by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018

L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches

Although she is a bitch. She is gorgeous, and amazing and shit. I love you Lyndsie Dawn Stedman <3

This bitch just said L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches!

by Sour Patch:) September 6, 2011

Straigh-sted

(pronounced "stray-sted") When normally homosexual people get intoxicated to the point that they accidentally participate in sexual activity with the opposite sex.

Ellen: "Dammit, I was so drunk last night that I accidentally touched a penis."

Guin: "God, ew, Ellen. Way to switch teams on us!"

Ellen: "I was straigh-sted!!"

by SSkim December 9, 2008

Face-sted

The act of being so lonely and pathetic, you actually are getting wasted while on Facebook.

Jake's girlfriend broke up with him last week. He's been getting face-sted ever since. It's a damn shame.

by abbym21 July 28, 2010

shitface-sted

In the terms of gettin shitfaced and wasted together.

Hey dude what did you do this weekend?
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.

by Brittney O'Hara February 5, 2008

Whom'sted

a word for when you want to say something random but don't know what to say.

person: my mother died
Other person: Whom'sted

by jwohfoa January 8, 2021