Face-sted Share definition Flag The act of being so lonely and pathetic, you actually are getting wasted while on Facebook. Jake's girlfriend broke up with him last week. He's been getting face-sted ever since. It's a damn shame. Face-sted by abbym21 July 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Face-sted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch