Steamie Ray Vaughan

a musician that makes crap noises and calls it music; not to be confused with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Man #1: Hey, who's that guy on stage?
Man #2: That there's Steamie Ray Vaughan.
Man #1: Oh, you mean that singer who made that album "In Step?"
Man #2: No, that's Stevie Ray Vaughan. Steamie Ray Vaughan just shits his britches.

by TheArkitect June 30, 2011

steakpipe

An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to 15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make sweet, sweaty, salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!

My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston Martin. While he was at work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.

by zelaznog April 11, 2009

steampowered

the official site of valve's content delivery system known as steam. the forums are filled with 12 year old AOL brats and fw.

OMFG STEAM(powered) ROXORZ TEH BIG ONE111! (courtesy of lunchtimemama)

by matthewr85 October 12, 2004

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008

steampiped

When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.

Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 17, 2010

SteamPoweredHitler

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009