steakpipe

An act committed in conjunction with a vehicle in which an individual obtains an arbitrary cut of meat (preferably with no bones) and proceeds to warm it up to a suitable temperature (preferably 10 to 15 degrees above ambient). The said individual then lines the inner wall of the vehicles exhaust pipe with this warm cut of meat then proceeds to insert fully erect penis (must be fully erect for best results). The individual can then make sweet, sweaty, salty love to the vehicle via exhaust pipe. It helps if the vehicle is parked on an incline (please ensure parking brake is engaged). If this procedure lasts longer than 30 minutes it is recommended to turn on the vehicle to keep the meat warm. For a more advanced technique try steakpiping whilst having a friend rev the engine. Also, dual exhaust allows for more populated steakpiping fun. Try quad exhaust in a party situation only!

My neighbor just recently purchased an Aston Martin. While he was at work yesterday, my buddy and I snuck over, took the keys, and steakpiped the shit out of it!! Today I had to call in sick due to an untimely backfire searing the tip shut.

by zelaznog April 11, 2009

Steampiped

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.

"Yo Stacy steampiped me."

by novahyper34 August 31, 2020

steampiped

When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.

Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008

sweatpipe

sphincter or anus

“id do her up sweatpipe”

by ekxl February 4, 2023

Dutch Steampipe

The act of two friends bonding by inserting opposite ends of one common hose into two individual buttholes, farts are then passed back and forth from person to person via the hose.

My friend and I did a Dutch Steampipe last night and weve never been closer.

by Redwrinkle May 16, 2018

stinkpipe

wrecked'em (rectum)

john hoped the niggers giant cock would fit snugly up his moist STINKPIPE.

by flipflapflipper August 28, 2003

stinkpipe

Ass.

I've finished with the axe wound and now I'm heading down the stinkpipe.

by Agent Brown November 28, 2002