Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

stawner

Scottish parochial for a male erection.

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'

by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017

Stainer

To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.

Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.

Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!

by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005