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statistics 

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.
Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.
statistics by AYB July 29, 2003

Statistics 

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.
Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

statistics 

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.
statistics by vijekoon October 16, 2005

statistics 

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet
statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.
statistics by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

statistics 

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
statistics by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statistics 

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.
This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
Statistics by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

statistics

calculating mean, variance under different curves, fitting lines to curves, is there a difference between means over time, groups, upper and lower bounds
a major statistics
statistics by boring squirrel July 11, 2026
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