Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
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Person #2: I've lived here all my life and I think it is very important, so dont insult it!
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by brainninja14 January 18, 2010
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When the boss goes on vacation, or for some other reason is out of the office and the employees that stay behind get a vacation from petty micro-managing.
Work should be pretty relaxed tomorrow with Bob away at that training. It should be a nice staycation!
by candyland1234 September 27, 2012
Get the staycation mug.A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.
Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"
Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"
Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"
by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011
Get the shavecation mug.A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.
by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012
Get the Shamecation mug.With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.
by BeachSaint May 24, 2008
Get the staycation mug.Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
by Pbaddy October 13, 2009
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